1 00:00:00,770 --> 00:00:05,270 Life's Punchline (Skit Begins) Episode Translations: neet21 QC: tsunaideiku 2 00:00:09,780 --> 00:00:12,780 This skit is titled Miracle Water, please enjoy. 3 00:00:15,770 --> 00:00:18,310 (sfx: knocks on the door, pulls the door) 4 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,860 Oh, brother. 5 00:00:21,860 --> 00:00:26,280 Long time no see, brother. 6 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:29,290 - Eh? What happens? - Well, have a seat first. 7 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,790 What? Could you please stop talking like that? 8 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:34,810 My younger brother has a dirty mind. 9 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:37,790 - It seems so. - Who's that guy? 10 00:00:37,790 --> 00:00:39,780 Brother ... 11 00:00:39,780 --> 00:00:42,800 your life must not be going so well, I guess. 12 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,870 - Answer my question! - Well, listen. 13 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:51,790 I'll answer while you drink this water. 14 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:52,790 What's this? 15 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:57,280 - Miracle water. - Huh? 16 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:02,300 It was infused with the great Windy Koga's cosine power. 17 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,290 So it's miracle water. 18 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:07,290 I knew it! 19 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:10,340 I've smelt something bad ever since entering this building. 20 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 You don't have to worry, that miracle water is tasteless and odorless. 21 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,800 Brother, what are you doing? Cut it out already! 22 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,790 Take one sip and the earth will dance~ 23 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:21,800 Two sips and the angels will smile~ 24 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,310 If you think you've been tricked, go ahead! 25 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,410 I'm leaving. 26 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:30,930 Hey, what are you doing? Get out of the way! 27 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:34,400 You've come all this way, at least meet with Windy Koga-sama before you leave. 28 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,300 Aren't you Windy Koga? 29 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:41,290 My sister watches Macbeth's videos in her spare time. 30 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:43,760 This one she likes the most. 31 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,760 The skit with a multi-level marketing theme. 32 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:50,300 She often watches it after we've fought. 33 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:52,340 Didn't I ask you to wash this separately? 34 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:54,370 Then do it yourself. 35 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:57,670 Just earlier, I pointed out that she put the wrong laundry into the washing net, 36 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:59,280 we got into a big argument. 37 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,760 And she started watching the videos as if out of spite. 38 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,760 “If you're that mad at me, 39 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,280 then I'll set my foot in this place too” 40 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,770 She looks at me as if to say that. 41 00:02:10,970 --> 00:02:13,270 That's the most horrid threat. 42 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,380 It's been a while since we've lived together. 43 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,280 I think my sister is insane. 44 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,780 Seriously insane. 45 00:02:30,270 --> 00:02:32,270 ♪～ You should drink this miracle water 46 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:40,270 (discussing a skit material) 47 00:02:51,810 --> 00:02:54,800 Don't you think Nakahama is so mysterious? 48 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:55,830 What do you mean? 49 00:02:55,830 --> 00:03:00,420 She seems like she could've easily gotten a more interesting job at a much better company. 50 00:03:00,420 --> 00:03:04,270 And it seems she was working for a prestigious company before coming here. 51 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:06,290 Is that so? 52 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:10,390 I thought she'd quit as soon as she found a good new job, but 53 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,800 she's surprisingly stayed on. 54 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,800 And that's why she's so mysterious. 55 00:03:17,270 --> 00:03:19,810 Sorry, please take this. 56 00:03:20,810 --> 00:03:22,360 Welcome. Good evening 57 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:25,360 - For 3 people as usual. - I'll take you to your table. 58 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:36,270 - Please enjoy your meal! - Thank you. 59 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:42,080 Macbeth forbids being involved with fangirls, but 60 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,780 what about fangirls' sisters? 61 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:45,780 You mean Tsumugi? 62 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:49,320 - Tsumugi who? - She's Nakahama's sister. 63 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,350 - The girl you drank with the other day? - It's not about her. 64 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:53,770 I'm not talking about Tsumugi or anything like that. 65 00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:58,790 Right? You're a maniac for hot and mature women. 66 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:00,280 Just say I like older women. 67 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,320 Whose sister are you after? 68 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,320 - Your boss, right? - What? His boss has a sister? 69 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,000 He does, they're twins who reached the age of 60 and are both single. 70 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,340 Twins who reached 60 and are both single? 71 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:12,490 I just wanted to make it clear, 72 00:04:12,490 --> 00:04:15,310 where the line is in terms of Macbeth's rules. 73 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:17,800 Well, why don't you just do as you please? 74 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:21,300 We're disbanding in a couple of months anyway. 75 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:24,820 Eh!? Didn't you tell Junpei about it? 76 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:27,320 - Tell me about what? - Ah, that's ... 77 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,830 The other day, Mr. Kusunoki called me. 78 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:33,880 He told me to rethink the disbandment. 79 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,800 That bastard acts like a manager only at times like this. 80 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,820 Junpei has to deal with Nacchan, 81 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,520 so no matter how much we rethink it, it won't change our decision. 82 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,310 You said so, right. 83 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:45,790 Well, Natsumi said ... 84 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:48,310 that it's okay to continue. 85 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:49,830 Oh, really? 86 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:51,850 My parents naturally are against it but 87 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:55,900 if it's on the condition that we continue until we're 30 in 2 years, or something like that, 88 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:57,320 I think I can convince them. 89 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:01,810 So, does that mean you're willing to continue if you can convince them? 90 00:05:01,810 --> 00:05:04,910 No, it's not about me. Will Haruto's parents okay with that? 91 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:06,810 They'll be fine with it. 92 00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:09,820 - Oh, he gets his brother's support. - Right. 93 00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:11,800 - But I heard those women ... - What is it? 94 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,350 Your boss sisters are a little bit ... 95 00:05:14,350 --> 00:05:17,420 Thank you for visiting us again. 96 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:22,920 Our store is now open on shortened hours. 97 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:31,120 It's been almost a year and a half since I started living with my sister. 98 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,110 It all started 99 00:05:42,110 --> 00:05:45,680 with a phone call from my mother who was worried and wanted me to go check on her, 100 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,700 since she hadn't heard from her in a while. 101 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:49,620 What? 102 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:52,120 - Here is. - Thank you. 103 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:57,130 Sis? 104 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,140 Sis ... 105 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:11,080 It stinks! 106 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:16,580 My sister who I hadn't seen in a while had not bathed for a week, 107 00:06:16,580 --> 00:06:22,080 and hadn't eaten a proper meal. She was in a very dangerous condition. 108 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:25,090 Not too hot? 109 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:28,130 I bathed her every day after that, 110 00:06:28,130 --> 00:06:32,180 fed her nutritious food, 111 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:35,580 Moved her to a sunny spot when she woke up in the morning 112 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:37,890 to stimulate a release of serotonin, 113 00:06:37,890 --> 00:06:40,090 and took her out on walks. 114 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:46,080 As she gradually recovered, she slowly told me about quitting her company, 115 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:50,080 and how her boyfriend had dumped her. 116 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:55,170 I just have appropriate responses and didn't ask any deeper questions. 117 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:03,560 (Make Shiraz: Hiring Opening Staff) 118 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,600 She finally found a part-time job, 119 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:09,590 and it seemed like she was starting to get her life back on track. 120 00:07:09,590 --> 00:07:11,090 Thank you for having me here. 121 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:12,590 Have you decided what to order? 122 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:16,590 Calling the waitress Miss sounds bossier, right? 123 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:19,630 Then she fell for the unsuccessful comedy group who came as customers. 124 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:22,160 Yukawa Umitaro! 125 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:26,600 In her spare time, she would binge-watch videos that didn't seem to be that interesting to me. 126 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:32,110 Come on, you guys have to eat properly. 127 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:35,090 I had noticed that she had given her own names 128 00:07:35,090 --> 00:07:37,610 to the three tropical fish I got as pets. 129 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:40,630 Junpei's misbehaving again~? 130 00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:44,200 When I found out that they were the names of the members of Macbeth, 131 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,110 I couldn't stop the nasty feeling I felt. 132 00:07:46,110 --> 00:07:47,610 Shunta, Shunta. 133 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:49,610 Sigh. 134 00:07:49,610 --> 00:07:52,610 Since finding out Macbeth had decided to disband, 135 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:56,620 she's been sighing deeply whenever she sees the word disband. 136 00:07:57,620 --> 00:08:01,650 From: Mother How are things going?  Is Rihoko all right? 137 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:07,110 That's why I haven't been able to reply to my mother's text. 138 00:08:07,110 --> 00:08:09,610 Has your sister always been the weird one? 139 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:12,600 Why do you treat her like she's weird just for being a fan of Macbeth? 140 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,080 I mean, it's just weird. 141 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,600 She was a very respectable person, 142 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:22,140 I thought she would have a happy future just as a matter of course. 143 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:26,210 That's why, my sister who's lived so earnestly 144 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:29,110 becoming so easily unhappy 145 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:31,600 was quite a shock to me. 146 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,620 - Here you go. - Thank you. 147 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:37,610 The more earnest a person is, the more easily they tumble down. 148 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:40,610 They should've just reached out for help, 149 00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:42,630 but they didn't want to get others involved, 150 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,180 so they just held it back. 151 00:08:45,180 --> 00:08:46,180 Just like you. 152 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:48,100 What are you talking about? I'm the complete opposite. 153 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:52,100 I'm dragging everyone into this bog with me. 154 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:56,630 Well, I'm sure it'd be fun being in a swamp with Yoshie. 155 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:59,110 - So, do you want to give it a try sometime? - Let me think about it. 156 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:02,130 - What are you scared of? - He's scared of you. 157 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,150 What's he scared of? 158 00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:06,150 He's scared of that kind of thing. 159 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:12,110 So, what's so weird about Nakahama? 160 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:16,090 She washes plastic wrap after using it once and uses it again. 161 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:19,620 My mother even washes aluminum foil after using it. 162 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:23,600 She did laundry with leftover bathwater. 163 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:26,620 That's what my brother used to do when he lived alone. 164 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,680 It's not that she's weird, it's just that she's very wise, right? 165 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,210 Then what about this? 166 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:33,600 Of all Macbeth's skits, the one she likes the most is 167 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,610 this Miracle Water. 168 00:09:35,610 --> 00:09:37,600 - Really, why? - I don't know. 169 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,620 Did you say something about Haruto's brother? 170 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,620 I didn't. I said nothing about it. 171 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:44,120 I don't mind you talking about it. It's not like I'm hiding it. 172 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:51,350 If we're talking about who's in a concerning situation, then my brother is more so by a long shot. 173 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:54,720 Nakahama's favorite skit, Miracle Water, 174 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,100 is based on a true story of my brother's. 175 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,610 ♪～ Because you are such a failure! - Yeah! 176 00:10:00,610 --> 00:10:03,110 ♪～ The stupid human being should listen to the emperor's advice! - Wow! 177 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:05,610 ♪～ Drink this miracle water! ♪～Drink it up！ 178 00:10:05,610 --> 00:10:07,600 ♪～Failure will become a success! ♪～ Glory will last forever! 179 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,100 ♪～ You can get it at a cheap price ♪～ Drink it in your house ... 180 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:13,620 ♪～ Just drink miracle water! 181 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:18,210 Brother, what happened to you? 182 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:21,590 Why? Why don't you believe in this miracle? 183 00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:26,100 Please go back to normal, brother~ 184 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,600 ♪～ Because you are such a failure! - Yeah! 185 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,200 (Minowa Liquor Store) 186 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,100 Where's dad? 187 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,570 He's out delivering, of course. 188 00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:48,090 - Don't be like that. - What have you come here for? 189 00:10:48,090 --> 00:10:51,140 I'll tell you when dad gets back, so I don't need to say it twice. 190 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:54,700 It's about Macbeth, right? 191 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,580 How did you know? 192 00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,580 I'm fine now. 193 00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:01,100 Fine with what? 194 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,090 It was sometime last week, I think. 195 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:07,090 Mikoto and Mitsuhiro came to talk to us about serious stuff. 196 00:11:07,090 --> 00:11:11,600 I know. Sis also called me asking if I could come over. 197 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,130 Mitsuhiro ... 198 00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:17,670 is going to take over this liquor store. 199 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:21,070 He what? Why? 200 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:24,080 He knows a lot about computers, right. 201 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,090 In the future, businesses like ours 202 00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:29,080 will need to be able to adapt to that kind of thing. 203 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:33,600 Your dad's overjoyed that he's finally got an heir. 204 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,610 No way, Mitsuhiro taking over our store isn't right. 205 00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:39,670 He said he'll quit his job next month, 206 00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:43,210 and learn how to run the business under your dad. 207 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:45,600 You've got to be kidding! 208 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:49,100 The company he's working for now is offering early retirement 209 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:52,090 and he'll get pretty good retirement pay. 210 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:55,590 Seems Yumiko's been wanting him to change jobs for a long time, 211 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,090 and they both like sake, right? 212 00:11:58,090 --> 00:12:00,110 I like it too. 213 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:03,170 Anyway, you don't need to worry about us anymore. 214 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:05,200 Are you saying I'm not good enough? 215 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,600 You've been so reluctant up until now, 216 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,090 stop interfering the moment we're about to reach a final decision. 217 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:13,130 Don't you think you're being too selfish? 218 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:17,630 It's no use talking to you, I'll talk to dad when he gets back. 219 00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:20,630 (Minowa Liquor Store) 220 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:32,590 - How's the karaage? - It's the best. 221 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:42,570 Ever since I was little, I've always been proud of my brother. 222 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:46,110 He was always one of the top students in both academics and athletics. 223 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,640 In his third year of high school, 224 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,600 he had the ability to pass the entrance exam to Tokyo University. 225 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:56,050 He was so versatile that he had been offered soccer scholarships by top universities. 226 00:12:56,050 --> 00:13:01,070 The company attributes the strong performance to new projects announced in May last year ... 227 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:05,090 He got a job at a foreign securities firm and got married. 228 00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:09,660 He was blessed with a child and built a splendid house in his twenties. 229 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:16,070 It's no exaggeration to say that it was because of my brilliant brother, 230 00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:19,590 that my parents tolerated me continuing to work as a comedian 231 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,580 - Go on, hold her. - What? 232 00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:23,600 - Is that okay? - Definitely. Come on. 233 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:29,580 It wasn't until two years ago that I first noticed something was wrong. 234 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,570 - Good work, Haruto. - Ah, you are here! 235 00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:37,980 - This is for you. - Ah, sorry you had to. 236 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,580 Have a drink of it with the others. 237 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:43,080 And let me know what you think. 238 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,080 No, let me know what you think of the show first. 239 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:54,110 What, you're ignoring me? 240 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:02,070 Blessed Divine Water. 241 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,810 Make a business deal! Blessed Divine Water! The secret of successful people attracting great luck lies in this. The water extracted from a 1000-year-old tree 242 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,570 How is it? Have you tried drinking the water? 243 00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:29,570 I'm begging you, don't send me any more. 244 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:38,080 Cut this out! Wake up! 245 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:42,120 Do you think I'm gonna be fooled by some weird product? 246 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,120 You've been duped. 247 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:49,560 An unbelievable miracle happened to me 248 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,580 so I'm offering it to you specially for your sake. 249 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:56,090 Your child was just born, it's an important time for you. 250 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,070 This is not the time for this. 251 00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:01,560 She's going back to her parents' place with the child. 252 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:07,150 See? That water is the reason why your misfortune started. 253 00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:11,090 It's the Water God's guidance. 254 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:16,610 Seriously, don't call it the “Water God,” for real. 255 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:18,610 Don't laugh. 256 00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:20,610 Or you'll be punished by the gods. 257 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,640 It's already happened. 258 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,690 Not long after, he divorced his wife. 259 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:33,610 He was fired from his job, and by the time he woke up from his brainwashed state, 260 00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:38,610 he had lost every single one of his dear friends from school. 261 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:43,080 Some people say it's a weakness of the mind 262 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,210 that makes people fall into multi-level marketing schemes, but 263 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,610 it's a different case with my brother. 264 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:51,680 Even when his work was at a standstill or his family life wasn't going well, 265 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,200 he didn't complain even once, he was such a strong person 266 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,200 Haruto's here. 267 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,590 He didn't ask for help from the people around him, 268 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:05,610 and his strength unwittingly led him to his loneliness. 269 00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:16,690 The reason why my brother fell into depression was us 270 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:20,110 who putting a heavy burden of expectation on him because of his excellence 271 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:22,610 and being so relieved by his reliability. 272 00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:25,610 It was our family's fault. 273 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,600 Does he ever leave his room? 274 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:38,140 He hardly ever comes out. 275 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:42,080 Except to go to the bathroom. 276 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,080 It seems that after we go to bed, 277 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,100 he takes a shower. 278 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:52,590 - Oh really? - But only for about 5 minutes. 279 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:55,590 That sounds like a prisoner in jail. 280 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:06,080 I heard you guys announced your disbandment. 281 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,100 How did you know? 282 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:11,110 Toshiharu must've seen it on the Internet or something, dunno. 283 00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:14,590 It was so difficult for him. 284 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,590 He came out of his room in a frenzy 285 00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:19,610 and went on a rampage, ranting that it was his fault. 286 00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:22,150 It's not his fault. 287 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:25,200 Every time you returned home, your dad would say, 288 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,590 that you guys were going to disband this year. 289 00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:29,570 He persistently reminded you of that, right? 290 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,110 You mean he overheard it? 291 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:35,600 He might be listening to what we're saying right now. 292 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,100 He must have thought if he was more normal, 293 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,140 you wouldn't have been put under such pressure. 294 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,140 He felt responsible for that. 295 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:54,600 Maybe I should continue a little longer for his sake. 296 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,590 No, I did of course plan to disband the group, but 297 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:02,590 Mr. Kusunoki from the office called me up 298 00:18:02,590 --> 00:18:04,610 and told me to cancel the disbandment. 299 00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:06,140 You've got to be kidding me. 300 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:08,180 I'm not saying that I want to continue. 301 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,600 It's because Mr. Kusunoki and Shunta want to. 302 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,600 Then what was the point of your promise 10 years ago? 303 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,600 Don't be so mad. 304 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:19,590 It's hard for me when the neighbors ask me about you guys. 305 00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:22,090 What can I tell them? 306 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,610 You should think a little more 307 00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:28,700 about your family and your own future. 308 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,200 Think before you speak on it. 309 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,120 Brother ... 310 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:58,610 It's not your fault that we're disbanding. 311 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:18,100 Why don't you take a bath once in a while? 312 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:22,600 It's a waste if it's just mom and dad who use the water. 313 00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:33,670 Since when Junpei and I formed the group, 314 00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:39,590 the one who supported and understood Macbeth most was my brother. 315 00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:42,090 My younger brother Haruto 316 00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:45,590 is in a 3-member comedy group called Macbeth. 317 00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:49,100 They're going to have their first independent live show next month. 318 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,100 Even though it was an important speech for his big day, 319 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:55,120 he spent so much time promoting Macbeth. 320 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,670 The bride's relatives were quite put off. 321 00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:01,090 They're here to celebrate with us today. 322 00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:04,580 Macbeth Trio, come in! 323 00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:17,090 This short skit is titled Marriage Ceremony. 324 00:20:18,590 --> 00:20:23,100 (sfx: wedding music​ is playing; the bride enters the wedding hall) 325 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,100 Because of the fact that 326 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,600 he spent so long raising the bar so high, 327 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,590 the hall became as quiet as a funeral. 328 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:33,590 Which one shall I choose? 329 00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:36,090 Are you going to pick the groom at the wedding hall? 330 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,630 - Ah, I'll marry you! - Winner! 331 00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:41,180 Don't get married like that! 332 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:46,090 My brother forced himself to smile in an attempt to cheer us up. 333 00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,590 - Promise! - I promise to stand by you. 334 00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:49,590 Towards the end, he started to laugh so hard 335 00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:55,110 that he was holding his stomach with tears streaming down his face. 336 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:06,690 I haven't heard him laugh for years. 337 00:21:12,110 --> 00:21:18,600 I wonder if there will ever be a day when my whole family can laugh together again. 338 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:33,580 Kan! Kan! 339 00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:41,060 Hey, do the other two members have girlfriends? 340 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,560 Excuse me? 341 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,060 The tsukkomi guy and the blond hair guy. 342 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:48,570 I don't think now either of them has. 343 00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:51,070 Onda, are you after them? 344 00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:55,070 It's not me, it's Nakahama, our part-timer. 345 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,650 Are you serious? 346 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:03,580 Do you not think it's odd? 347 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:07,050 She never changes her shift time the week you come, 348 00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:10,570 and she doesn't even let the other waitresses pick up your order. 349 00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:14,560 Well, she seems to be a genuine fan of Macbeth. 350 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:18,060 You wouldn't expect her to be a genuine fan of comedy, though. 351 00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:20,620 - Right? - That sounds strange. 352 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:23,150 I don't think there's any reason for her to be working 353 00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:26,070 at my place, other than trying to get with one of you guys. 354 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:28,560 If that's the case, she might be trying to get me. 355 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,580 Tsumo! 8700 points. 356 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:35,570 I've had enough with this woman. 357 00:22:35,570 --> 00:22:37,570 Right~ 358 00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:41,550 I'm back. 359 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,580 Hm? 360 00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:48,580 Welcome back. 361 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:53,080 - Welcome back. - Come on in. 362 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,280 - Tako! - Here we go! 363 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,600 Hello! 364 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,090 Hey, welcome. 365 00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:59,610 - Let's do it very carefully. - Tsumugi, can I have a word with you? 366 00:22:59,610 --> 00:23:01,590 It's fine to just sprinkle it over. 367 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,630 - Tsumugi~ - Yes? 368 00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:05,050 Shun-chan, can you flip them over? 369 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,150 Okay, leave it to me. 370 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,570 Why are you letting Shunta into our place? 371 00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:13,050 You told me the other day that I could invite my friends. 372 00:23:13,050 --> 00:23:15,560 He is not your friend, he is a customer at your store. 373 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,570 My boss isn't fussy about that kind of thing. 374 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,580 That's not the problem here! 375 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:23,080 Someone's coming. Shall I go check? 376 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,580 Ah, I'll go check! 377 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,190 What’s the meaning of this? 378 00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:35,580 It wasn't me who invited them. 379 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:39,080 It's more fun if we have more people at a takoyaki party. 380 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:44,070 Oh, if it's too much trouble, I can send them home. 381 00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:46,070 No, that's not it. 382 00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:47,620 Please enjoy your meal here! 383 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,620 Then why are you so upset over this? 384 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:52,680 I'm not. It's just embarrassing to be seen at your house. 385 00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:01,570 - Excuse me for intruding. - Here you go. 386 00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:05,560 Huh~ The next-door apartment building is so different from ours. 387 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,570 Right? I thought you wouldn't come. 388 00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:09,580 Junpei insisted on coming. 389 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:11,630 Ah, you don't need to take it off. 390 00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:13,660 But if I don't wash my feet, they'll smell horrid. 391 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,080 It's okay. 392 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:19,070 My girlfriend always tells me to wash my feet before entering the room. 393 00:24:19,070 --> 00:24:21,070 But it's fine at my place, really. 394 00:24:21,070 --> 00:24:23,560 I have to wash them, especially after got home from work. 395 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,080 I think I'd hate it more for my bathroom to be seen than that. 396 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,560 Oh, well, should I go back to my place and shower first then come back here? 397 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,620 Um ... okay! I don't mind. 398 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:37,170 - Go ahead, use it. - Sorry to bother you. 399 00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:39,060 - I can put sauce on this now, right? - Yeah. 400 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,560 Oh, shall I serve katsuobushi as well? 401 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,560 We might need more plates and chopsticks. 402 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,580 Go get them yourself. 403 00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:49,070 I feel so refreshed~! 404 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,070 Don't hang the towel you used to wipe your feet around your neck. 405 00:24:51,070 --> 00:24:54,070 The towel you used to wipe your feet with isn't dirty. 406 00:24:54,070 --> 00:24:56,110 But you washed them because they smelt bad. 407 00:24:56,110 --> 00:24:58,040 Please put the towel in the laundry basket. 408 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,990 - I'll wash it then return it to you. - You don't have to. 409 00:24:59,990 --> 00:25:01,580 But I wouldn't be able to get my mind off of it. 410 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:04,060 Junpei is quite a troublesome person, right? 411 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:06,570 - He's the most troublesome. - Look who's talking! 412 00:25:06,570 --> 00:25:09,570 He doesn't like it when I don't put condiments back in the fridge after each use. 413 00:25:09,570 --> 00:25:10,570 What do you mean? 414 00:25:10,570 --> 00:25:12,640 When we're having takoyaki 415 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,590 we'll use mayonnaise and sauce, right. 416 00:25:14,590 --> 00:25:16,640 But he hates it when we keep them out while we're eating, 417 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,880 so he puts them back in the fridge after each use. 418 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,680 I don't get why you do so. 419 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,560 Because they need to stay refrigerated. 420 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,580 It's fine to leave them out for just half an hour or an hour. 421 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:27,070 He'll get mad if we leave them for even just a minute. 422 00:25:27,070 --> 00:25:29,590 It's only this far to the fridge. 423 00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:31,570 Besides, I don't force you to do it. 424 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:34,080 I take it with me when I need to. 425 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,080 I want to use it, but you put it back right away 426 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,630 so I need to take it out again, it's annoying. 427 00:25:38,630 --> 00:25:41,650 I'm the one who pays for all the condiments. 428 00:25:41,650 --> 00:25:47,090 So you guys have no business telling me how to manage them. Right? 429 00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:50,090 Neither of us here cares about it. 430 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,300 - Yeah, we leave it out quite often. - That's normal. 431 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,080 He's the one who's abnormal. 432 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,580 Ah, yes! Junpei. 433 00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:57,580 This sauce and mayonnaise belong to Nakahamas. 434 00:25:57,580 --> 00:26:00,620 - You can't put them away without permission. - I know that, shut up! 435 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:04,690 - Why don't we eat while it's still warm? - Let's eat! Thanks. 436 00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:07,580 Let's dig in! 437 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:09,580 Wow, this looks delicious. 438 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:14,580 What made you guys plan to eat takoyaki together today? 439 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:17,070 Oh, why was it? 440 00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:20,140 We were talking about food made of flour at the shop. 441 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:21,190 Oh, that's right. 442 00:26:21,190 --> 00:26:26,100 And since Tsumugi has a hot plate for takoyaki here, I said we should have some. 443 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,580 He kept saying he wanted to come over. 444 00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:31,070 If he wanted to come over, you should've told me. 445 00:26:31,070 --> 00:26:34,570 But if she told you, you'd say no, so she kept it a secret, right. 446 00:26:34,570 --> 00:26:37,090 You guys aren't dating, right? 447 00:26:37,090 --> 00:26:39,130 - We are 100 percent not dating. - Why would we? 448 00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:41,130 If you both deny it to that extent, I'm more doubtful. 449 00:26:41,130 --> 00:26:43,180 Don't you have someone of the opposite gender that you really get along with, 450 00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:46,100 - but will never fall in love with? - That person is me! 451 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:47,170 Isn't it shocking on the inside to hear that? 452 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:49,590 Not at all ... because we both feel the same way. 453 00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:52,190 This is only the fifth time I've met Shun-chan but he's like a big brother to me. 454 00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:55,580 I'm the big brother who also has the face of a little brother! 455 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:56,580 Is that so? 456 00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:59,600 So, Nakahama, do you have a boyfriend? 457 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,130 Huh? No, I don't. 458 00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:05,700 - Why did you suddenly ask? - Because ... 459 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:09,070 she gives off the vibe that she'd make a good wife. 460 00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:11,090 Always being in the kitchen and such. 461 00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:15,090 - I'm the one who usually does all the cooking. - I see, that's surprising. 462 00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:18,100 How long you've been single? 463 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:22,090 Hmm ... About a year and a half, I guess. 464 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:25,120 Wasn't it around that time where you quit your job? 465 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,660 That's right. 466 00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:30,660 I was dumped a while before that. 467 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:38,600 I'm really curious as to why you were dumped. 468 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,600 But if you don't want to tell us, it's totally fine. 469 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:50,630 We'd been dating for about six months, 470 00:27:50,630 --> 00:27:54,700 and there were already talks of marriage. 471 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:57,590 I thought he was a sincere person, 472 00:27:57,590 --> 00:28:01,110 we looked for the wedding venue and the wedding rings. 473 00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:04,010 We were trying our best to find those. 474 00:28:06,090 --> 00:28:11,600 Just before I quit my job, I was having dinner with him, 475 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:15,190 and he told me he wanted to get married. 476 00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:20,090 I casually replied that I was planning to do the same, 477 00:28:20,090 --> 00:28:23,090 and then a different woman's name came up. 478 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:30,070 Of course, I wanted to stay with him forever, 479 00:28:30,070 --> 00:28:35,110 so I did my best to look at wedding stuff and such, but 480 00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:43,080 it was all just preparation for him to marry another woman. 481 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,100 That's terrible. 482 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:48,110 But on the other hand, don't you think it's good? 483 00:28:48,110 --> 00:28:49,610 Right? 484 00:28:49,610 --> 00:28:52,590 It's good you didn't end up with that jerk. 485 00:28:52,590 --> 00:28:54,590 Why did you call him a jerk in a polite way? 486 00:28:56,090 --> 00:28:59,150 Did you ever meet that guy, Tsumugi? 487 00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:04,590 No, but I heard from my mother about someone who was thinking about getting married. 488 00:29:04,590 --> 00:29:07,090 I didn't think that's what she was talking about. 489 00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:10,890 You wouldn't be able to focus on work if something that shocking happened to you, right? 490 00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:14,580 Not at all, it has nothing to do with why I quit my job. 491 00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:16,580 - Oh, really? - Yes. 492 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,640 Well, of course, there were times when I felt depressed 493 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,190 by the shock that I couldn't even look at other people, but ... 494 00:29:23,190 --> 00:29:25,590 - But you couldn't deny us, right? - Why? 495 00:29:25,590 --> 00:29:30,600 I mean, out of all the comedians, she chose us. 496 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,600 She's got a good eye. 497 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,580 Be quiet, you guys. 498 00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:36,600 It's Nakahama's turn to speak right now. 499 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,620 Well, it's strange for me to say this but ... 500 00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:43,620 I'm the type of person who does their best to do what they're told. 501 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,580 In the same department ... 502 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:54,090 there was a case where we had a problem with a client. 503 00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:58,110 They asked me to help them out because they were in trouble, 504 00:29:58,110 --> 00:30:03,130 and I cooperated to the best of my ability. 505 00:30:03,130 --> 00:30:08,590 Then the client's complaints 506 00:30:08,590 --> 00:30:13,110 started being directed at me. 507 00:30:13,110 --> 00:30:19,610 And before I knew it, I was put on the front line of that problem. 508 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,630 Everyone kept saying, “We'll leave you in charge” 509 00:30:24,630 --> 00:30:30,090 or “You're the only one who can help us,” or “We're so grateful,” but 510 00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:34,060 before I knew it, I found myself in a situation 511 00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:38,560 where I was the only one who was held responsible for the problem. 512 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:46,160 You didn't complain? It was never your problem, to begin with. 513 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:51,060 Well, once I threw a complaint out, 514 00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:54,060 I knew the people who would be put in a difficult position 515 00:30:54,060 --> 00:31:00,060 so I just couldn't say anything. 516 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:06,090 But the hardest part for me, 517 00:31:06,090 --> 00:31:10,160 was that the people who pushed the responsibility on me 518 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,600 were blaming me for the problem behind my back. 519 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:20,600 Before I knew it, I was completely isolated from everyone within the company. 520 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,110 It was the same with the guy I was dating. 521 00:31:26,110 --> 00:31:31,630 Is it because I was trying too hard, or I was trying my best in the wrong way? 522 00:31:31,630 --> 00:31:35,630 I didn't know what was going on anymore. 523 00:31:37,590 --> 00:31:42,650 And then, when the problem had finally settled down, 524 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:45,600 I submitted my resignation, 525 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:50,590 Got off the elevator, and went outside. 526 00:31:50,590 --> 00:31:55,170 I went to a standing bar and drank from noon. 527 00:31:55,170 --> 00:32:00,670 I got dead drunk and went back to the park to drink. 528 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,550 And at night ... 529 00:32:08,550 --> 00:32:13,580 on my way home, 530 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:20,080 my bag with my tablet and phone in it ... 531 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,080 I threw it into the river. 532 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,560 After that ... 533 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,540 I couldn't even step out of my place for a month. 534 00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:44,610 If Tsumugi ... 535 00:32:44,610 --> 00:32:48,180 hadn't come to my place, 536 00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:51,680 I wonder what would have happened to me. 537 00:32:55,070 --> 00:33:03,060 Well, I've finally recovered to the point where I can work part-time now. 538 00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:09,570 To be honest, I'm still scared to try my best, 539 00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:14,620 and I cut corners where I can. 540 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:18,060 I'm afraid of getting hurt by trying too hard. 541 00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:28,570 But ... 542 00:33:37,630 --> 00:33:40,630 It's sad, right? 543 00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:46,590 I never thought ... 544 00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:50,070 that the day would come when 545 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:54,070 I would suppress my willings to do my best at something. 546 00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:02,010 I never chose to not do my best. 547 00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:13,090 It wasn't supposed to be like this. 548 00:34:38,590 --> 00:34:40,590 Thanks, sorry to trouble you. 549 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:52,080 - Hey, Sis. - What? 550 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,090 That's the towel that Junpei wiped his feet with. 551 00:34:55,090 --> 00:34:56,570 No way! 552 00:34:56,570 --> 00:34:58,570 I washed my feet, so it's clean. 553 00:34:58,570 --> 00:35:00,590 - Oh, right. - Don't use that! 554 00:35:00,590 --> 00:35:03,080 - Why? It's okay, right? - Of course not! 555 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,600 - It's completely tasteless and odorless, see? - Isn't saying tasteless weird? 556 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,650 We'll just have Junpei take responsibility for this. 557 00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:12,690 Then I'll take the responsibility! 558 00:35:12,690 --> 00:35:15,590 Well, I'll report what you've said to Natsumi. 559 00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:18,090 - Please don't! - I will! 560 00:35:18,090 --> 00:35:21,160 Please, don't do this! It will be a critical time for me. 561 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,700 - I'll definitely report it. - Please! 562 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:28,090 - You shouldn't use it! - Eh, it's okay. 563 00:35:28,090 --> 00:35:30,110 Make a call! Call Natsumi! Call her! 564 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:33,590 - Let's call her right now. - Hey, my phone! 565 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,600 What are you doing? How long are you gonna keep sniffing it? 566 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,600 - I said don't! - Be kind, please! 567 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,600 - You're such a good guy, right? - Wait a damn minute! 568 00:35:45,490 --> 00:35:48,010 - Grab me some, too. - Okay. 569 00:35:48,010 --> 00:35:48,710 Thanks. 570 00:35:48,710 --> 00:35:49,690 I'm going to get some liquor. 571 00:35:49,690 --> 00:35:53,100 You don't have to. There's still plenty of happoshu​ here. 572 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:55,100 We don't have enough snacks, right? 573 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:58,000 - There's something fishy going on here. - There is. 574 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,240 Ah, nothing fishy here. 575 00:36:02,810 --> 00:36:06,190 - There is. - Definitely. 576 00:36:06,190 --> 00:36:08,680 ♪～ You can get it at a cheap price Drink it up in your home ... 577 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,180 ♪～ Just drink up this miracle water 578 00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:14,200 Wow～！ 579 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,690 ♪～ Because you are such a failure! 580 00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:18,720 Oh, hello, mom? 581 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,220 I'm sorry it took me so long to contact you. 582 00:36:23,630 --> 00:36:26,130 She is okay. 583 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:30,100 Right. 584 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:33,600 You don't have to worry anymore. 585 00:36:35,790 --> 00:36:40,280 Yes ... About me? 586 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,280 It's bad. 587 00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:47,280 I'm in trouble. 588 00:36:49,350 --> 00:36:53,290 You went home, right? How was it? 589 00:36:53,290 --> 00:36:56,290 Nothing much happened. 590 00:36:56,290 --> 00:36:58,780 How's your brother? Is he fine? 591 00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:01,300 He's still holed up in his room. 592 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:05,290 Really? He doesn't come out at all? 593 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:08,320 He only comes out to take a shower but 594 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,810 he's back in his room in less than five minutes. 595 00:37:11,810 --> 00:37:13,860 Just like the sauces at this place. 596 00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:14,880 Why? 597 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,980 Because Junpei puts them in the refrigerator right away. 598 00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:19,100 So they've never been out for more than five minutes. 599 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,780 Why do you compare it to that? 600 00:37:23,270 --> 00:37:26,770 - Did he watch that skit? - I don't know. 601 00:37:26,770 --> 00:37:29,760 I tried to talk to him, but he didn't give any response. 602 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,830 - Maybe he's a little angry. - Don't mock my situation. 603 00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:35,370 He used to be the kind of brother who could take a joke. 604 00:37:35,370 --> 00:37:40,290 And even if I made fun of him, he'd laugh back at you twice as hard. 605 00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:43,790 I always wanted him to say “Screw you!” when he got mad. 606 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,780 He would go completely silent. 607 00:37:47,780 --> 00:37:50,280 He just wouldn't say a thing. 608 00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:54,820 Hey, let's call him now. 609 00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:57,370 Why? He just ignored me yesterday. 610 00:37:57,370 --> 00:37:59,270 Whether he picks up or not, it's okay. 611 00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:02,270 The thing is to keep knocking on the door. 612 00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:08,270 Your call history will give out 613 00:38:08,270 --> 00:38:11,770 a message that you're worried about him. 614 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:29,670 (Brother) 615 00:38:34,370 --> 00:38:36,260 (Brother) 616 00:38:40,370 --> 00:38:42,060 (Brother) 617 00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:58,270 Hello? How are you? 618 00:38:58,270 --> 00:39:00,250 Hey, what's up? 619 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,270 Put on your pajamas, you'll catch a cold. 620 00:39:02,270 --> 00:39:06,270 Nothing, I just wanted to have a drink with you since it's been a while. 621 00:39:06,270 --> 00:39:10,310 I'd love to, but I'm not as free as you think. 622 00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:12,850 I'm sure you can go out for just a bit. 623 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,280 Are you in trouble? 624 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,790 It's not that I'm in trouble, but 625 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:22,290 Uhm ... 626 00:39:22,290 --> 00:39:26,290 I'm at a crossroads in my life right now. 627 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,810 How about tomorrow night? 628 00:39:29,810 --> 00:39:33,320 You're not busy, right? Don't act like you're busy. 629 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,910 It's just a coincidence. I have a full schedule this month except for tomorrow. 630 00:39:37,910 --> 00:39:39,790 Yeah, okay. 631 00:39:39,790 --> 00:39:43,290 See you tomorrow. 632 00:39:43,290 --> 00:39:45,800 Thanks. 633 00:40:43,290 --> 00:40:45,270 Sis ... 634 00:40:45,270 --> 00:40:47,780 why do you like the Miracle Water skit that much? 635 00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:50,280 Oh, that? 636 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,800 Though the older brother is getting more and more out of control, 637 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:58,300 I find it oddly endearing to see the little brother's desperation as he refuses to give up on his older brother. 638 00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:04,810 I get it now. 639 00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:06,810 Hm? What do you get? 640 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,280 Never mind. 641 00:41:11,070 --> 00:41:14,790 Can I have some? What's it? 642 00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:16,790 Vegetable juice. 643 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,280 That's enough! Enough! Stop it! Hey~ 644 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,780 - Here you go! - Thank you! 645 00:41:26,780 --> 00:41:29,280 - Welcome! - Hello! 646 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,790 Oh~! Nacchan, you're here! 647 00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:33,790 Chef, it's been a while. 648 00:41:34,790 --> 00:41:35,270 It really has. 649 00:41:35,270 --> 00:41:39,330 - Table for one, right? - Stop it already! 650 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,360 - You want me to get you a fresh beer? - Please. 651 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,780 I'll show you my skill. 652 00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:45,570 You shouldn't lick the foam on the beer! 653 00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:49,270 Shut the hell up! You're so loud. 654 00:41:49,270 --> 00:41:51,260 Ah~ I'm so hungry. 655 00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:53,770 - Are you coming home from work? - Of course. 656 00:41:53,770 --> 00:41:55,780 I haven't eaten anything yet either. 657 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:57,580 Makabe-sensei isn't coming? 658 00:41:57,580 --> 00:41:59,410 He'll be here soon, I just got a call. 659 00:41:59,410 --> 00:42:02,070 Really? I'm super excited to see him. 660 00:42:02,070 --> 00:42:03,770 - Here is the menu book. - Thanks. 661 00:42:03,870 --> 00:42:06,770 What should I get~? 662 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,300 (Brother) 663 00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:25,790 Hello? 664 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,860 Hello, brother? 665 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:42,270 When I get remarried ... 666 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:44,270 Remarried? 667 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:52,280 you should perform again at my wedding party. 668 00:42:58,870 --> 00:43:01,870 Are you planning to remarry? 669 00:43:05,780 --> 00:43:08,780 Not before Macbeth gets popular. 670 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:15,800 - Brother ... - You do what you like. 671 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,810 It's the duty of the eldest son ... 672 00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:25,810 to keep his parents quiet. 673 00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:35,790 No matter how hard you try to convince me, otherwise, it's futile. 674 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,260 Did you see that skit? 675 00:43:41,260 --> 00:43:43,770 00:44:35,870 What the heck have I been doing? 684 00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:38,110 You have been in a high state of brainwashing, but you're fine now. 685 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:41,490 Thank you so much! But how did you save me? 686 00:44:41,490 --> 00:44:45,010 Whoever wears this miracle bracelet will have any wish come true! 687 00:44:45,010 --> 00:44:47,800 So my brother will too ... 688 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,800 (sfx: door is opening) 689 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:56,090